Unsurprisingly
many people welcome global warming with open
arms. Long weary of the chilly season of winter and even the less chilly
seasons of spring and fall, they eagerly look forward to years of endless
summer with all the heat and ultraviolet rays their skins can absorb.
"Can't get hot enough for me!" is their mantra. Affectionately
referring to the climatic condition as Good Ol' GW, reminiscent of two of their
favorite presidents, these fans of soaring temperatures do not fear the effects
of melting glaciers and rising seas. Characteristically rosy in their
outlook, they look forward to closer beaches and more room for water
sports--until of course it all evaporates. Coincidentally dermatologists
and manufacturers of skin tanning aids are thrilled by the enthusiasm rolling
across the land like a sirocco.
A lyrical, critical, and satirical gazette about our world.
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