HOTIRON

A critical and satirical gazette about our world.

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

POOH

What does Winnie call his shit?

Monday, June 09, 2014

A SIGN OF AGING

You know you're slowing down when you finish thirteenth in a race with a field of twelve.

Wednesday, May 07, 2014

UNCOLORED

National Network News recently reported that Barack Obama has been stricken by a mysterious ailment that has caused his European-American ethnicity to dominate his appearance totally. Subsequently his approval rating among people of a liberal political attitude has plummeted.

Wednesday, April 09, 2014

MIND ACTION

To think is to work; to daydream is to play.

Tuesday, April 01, 2014

TOO MUCH EVIL, TOO LITTLE TIME

I intended to write the history of human depravity, but realized life is too short.

Thursday, February 27, 2014

A CRIME AGAINST NATURE

Healthcare, as conventionally practiced, is a crime against Nature. Medical practitioners sometimes cure disease or repair injury to save human life but usually treat symptoms to prolong living. Preventive care, the most beneficial activity of medical science, is seldom practiced. For healthcare to be truly beneficent, medical professionals must teach a healthy lifestyle of diet, exercise, safety, and meditation. If a person suffers fatal injury or illness, so be it. As an old and ill man, I declare that if one cannot recover on one’s own, that person, or any living thing, should die. Death is Nature’s clearing house. Such a wise way of healthcare would eliminate time and money wasted on chronically and terminally ill and injured and also aging people to ensure a lower population of vital human beings on the planet.

DESIRES

Humans want three things of other people: to get something, to be given something, and to be left alone.

Sunday, January 19, 2014

FANTASY

Happy Delusion Day! Otherwise known as World Religion Day.

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