HOTIRON

A critical and satirical gazette about our world.

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

THE ART OF TORTURE

Consider this as a so called art project. Raise fifty homing pigeons in Florida. Remove them to Cuba. Strap cigar filled tubes or cameras on the creatures. Release them only to find about one third arrive home across the Straits of Florida. Most of them go missing or die. All for a political statement! Undoubtedly a worthwhile creative action. Just ask the birds that survive.

Monday, June 22, 2015

DEATH SENTENCE

The national government has deemed suicide a capital offense punishable by permanent solitary confinement in a box 84 inches long, 28 inches wide, and 23 inches high.

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

POOH

What does Winnie call his shit?

Monday, June 09, 2014

A SIGN OF AGING

You know you're slowing down when you finish thirteenth in a race with a field of twelve.

Wednesday, May 07, 2014

UNCOLORED

National Network News recently reported that Barack Obama has been stricken by a mysterious ailment that has caused his European-American ethnicity to dominate his appearance totally. Subsequently his approval rating among people of a liberal political attitude has plummeted.

Wednesday, April 09, 2014

MIND ACTION

To think is to work; to daydream is to play.

Tuesday, April 01, 2014

TOO MUCH EVIL, TOO LITTLE TIME

I intended to write the history of human depravity, but realized life is too short.

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