HOTIRON

A critical and satirical gazette about our world.

Wednesday, March 08, 2017

HOPE FOR OBLIVION

I hope death means oblivion for when I am dead I would not not want to remember this beautiful planet and know that I could never again enjoy its wonders.

Monday, March 06, 2017

WEB JACKOFF

Internet masturbation results in an e-mission.

DECAPITATION

A beheaded pimp is a headless whoresman.

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

NOT USA BUT DEATH

The appropriate name for this failing nation of fifty states, numerous territories, and ever increasing occupations should be the Disunited Empire of American Totalitarian Hegemony.

Thursday, June 02, 2016

RELIGION

Nature is my God and Art is my Ritual.

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

THE ART OF TORTURE

Consider this as a so called art project. Raise fifty homing pigeons in Florida. Remove them to Cuba. Strap cigar filled tubes or cameras on the creatures. Release them only to find about one third arrive home across the Straits of Florida. Most of them go missing or die. All for a political statement! Undoubtedly a worthwhile creative action. Just ask the birds that survive.

Monday, June 22, 2015

DEATH SENTENCE

The national government has deemed suicide a capital offense punishable by permanent solitary confinement in a box 84 inches long, 28 inches wide, and 23 inches high.

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

POOH

What does Winnie call his shit?

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