WILD ANIMALS

We are born wild animals that can be made sinners or saints.

DONKEYS

In fairness to political right-wingers we should keep in mind that Democrats are simply Republicans disguised in the costume of an ass.

CLUB EVIL

Today I tried to join the wildly popular international organization known as Club Evil, but the membership committee denied me because of a surplus of members and a hint of goodness left in my nature.

THE FIRST OF SPRING

Happy true new year!

SPOILED MILK

The milk of human kindness has gone sour.

A QUESTION OF HYPOCRISY

How many people protesting to stop environmental pollution and climate change drive their gasoline-guzzling SUVs to the protest site?

GOP

Lest we forget, the acronym GOP actually means Gang of Plutocrats.

RENAMING THANKSGIVING

One of the first acts of the new U.S. Congress is to change the name of Thanksgiving to Takesgiving.