A critical and satirical gazette about our world.

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

THE ILLUSION OF CIVILIZATION

Freedom without justice is the illusion of civilization.

Monday, November 18, 2013

SACRILEGE

Deforestation is a desecration that will cause our eternal damnation.

Monday, October 28, 2013

JUSTLY DESERVED

If we don't vote, we get the tyranny we deserve.

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

CREED OF GREED

Religion is sanctimonious selfishness.

Thursday, July 11, 2013

TATTOO BLUE

An old tattoo is a permanent designer bruise.

Friday, June 28, 2013

HETEROSEXUAL CASTIGATED BY HOMOSEXUALS

Today, a heterosexual Californian was vociferously condemned by homosexuals around the world for using the word gay to describe one simply full of joy, for admiring a rainbow as merely a beautiful phenomenon of nature, for wearing a purple item of clothing to work, and for giving a same-gender friend an affectionate bear hug without signifying overt homosexual behavior.

Friday, May 24, 2013

NO GOD

Chance, choice, and change control the universe.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

WILD ANIMALS

We are born wild animals that can be made sinners or saints.

Friday, March 29, 2013

DONKEYS

In fairness to political right-wingers we should keep in mind that Democrats are simply Republicans disguised in the costume of an ass.

Thursday, March 21, 2013

CLUB EVIL

Today I tried to join the wildly popular international organization known as Club Evil, but the membership committee denied me because of a surplus of members and a hint of goodness left in my nature.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

THE FIRST OF SPRING

Happy true new year!

SPOILED MILK

The milk of human kindness has gone sour.

Monday, February 18, 2013

A QUESTION OF HYPOCRISY

How many people protesting to stop environmental pollution and climate change drive their gasoline-guzzling SUVs to the protest site?

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

GOP

Lest we forget, the acronym GOP actually means Gang of Plutocrats.

Friday, January 04, 2013

RENAMING THANKSGIVING

One of the first acts of the new U.S. Congress is to change the name of Thanksgiving to Takesgiving.

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