A critical and satirical gazette about our world.

Friday, July 28, 2017

PATERNITY SUITE

Every father is a motherfucker.

Thursday, April 13, 2017

JOY

Joy comes not from what others do for us but from what we do for ourselves.

Wednesday, March 08, 2017

HOPE FOR OBLIVION

I hope death means oblivion for when I am dead I would not not want to remember this beautiful planet and know that I could never again enjoy its wonders.

Monday, March 06, 2017

WEB JACKOFF

Internet masturbation results in an e-mission.

DECAPITATION

A beheaded pimp is a headless whoresman.

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

NOT USA BUT DEATH

The appropriate name for this failing nation of fifty states, numerous territories, and ever increasing occupations should be the Disunited Empire of American Totalitarian Hegemony.

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