ART

Art is a lost art.

PATERNITY SUITE

Every father is a motherfucker.

JOY

Joy comes not from what others do for us but from what we do for ourselves.

HOPE FOR OBLIVION

I hope death means oblivion for when I am dead I would not not want to remember this beautiful planet and know that I could never again enjoy its wonders.

WEB JACKOFF

Internet masturbation results in an e-mission.

DECAPITATION

A beheaded pimp is a headless whoresman.

NOT USA BUT DEATH

The appropriate name for this failing nation of fifty states, numerous territories, and ever increasing occupations should be the Disunited Empire of American Totalitarian Hegemony.