DONKEYS

In fairness to political right-wingers we should keep in mind that Democrats are simply Republicans disguised in the costume of an ass.

CLUB EVIL

Today I tried to join the wildly popular international organization known as Club Evil, but the membership committee denied me because of a surplus of members and a hint of goodness left in my nature.

THE FIRST OF SPRING

Happy true new year!

SPOILED MILK

The milk of human kindness has gone sour.