A lyrical, critical, and satirical gazette about our world.
Tuesday, October 09, 2012
A ROMNEY
A new common noun has been introduced into the English
language. The word is romney, that is, the
belief in a thing as a benefit when actually a detriment. For example, believing a person provides employment despite the fact that the person eliminates jobs is a romney. The word obama was considered for the honor but the origins of the two terms indicate slightly less pretension in the
latter. Some synonyms for a romney include
self-delusion, pipe-dream, and cloud-cuckoo-land.
Friday, October 05, 2012
GUNS FOR KIDS
Due to the constant threat
of some crazy person walking into an educational institutional and spraying
students, faculty, maintenance workers, and administrators with bullets,
several states have established laws to allow children from preschool to grade
twelve to pack firearms. Since
three-year old children find toting handguns unwieldy for their weak, little
hands, weapons manufactures have invented small guns that look like toys but
shoot deadly ammunition. Passionate
advocates of the Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution commend the new laws
as providing more people with the equal opportunity to kill each other
regardless of age.
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