TRAPS

In places like Saudi Arabia golf courses have grass traps.

AMBIDEXTROUS DEVIL

The Republicans and the Democrats are but the two hands of Satan.

PLEASURE MEASURE

When I was a young man, I could go to great lengths, but now that I'm old, I come up short.

BOYCOTT!

Boycott Amazon!

CAPITALISM

Capitalism is the bank for fascism.

SIGNS OF AGING

My slippers are so worn, my toes are playing peak-a-boo!